Top Ten Ways You Can Tell If Your Wife Is Really Going To Run A 1/2 Marathon

This is a list of the top ten ways you can tell if your wife is serious about running that 1/2 marathon!

Clue Number 10- She's always on a special runners diet.

Clue Number 9- Misery likes company. Because she's on a special diet and exercising, she demands you now diet and exercise too.

Clue Number 8- When you open the fridge, every water container has Chia seeds floating in it.

Clue Number 7- Everything bookmarked by her on your new Mac laptop now has the word "Running" in it.

Clue Number 6- The tennis shoe that normally ran you thirty to forty bucks has now been replaced by the running shoe that costs well over a hundred and she has to have more than one pair.

Clue Number 5- You see your wife dressed in spandex far more often than in jeans. (This is an obvious perk!)

Clue Number 4- Your pantry is continually stocked with predominantly power bars and Gu.

Clue Number 3- You never see you're wife wearing her sports bra, you only dodge them as they hang to dry in the bathroom.

Clue Number 2- Every week, chocolate milk and Ibuprofen are the main items on the grocery list.

And the number 1 dead giveaway you can tell your wife is really going to run that half marathon is;

At night when you both climb into bed and she gives you the age old excuse, she's too tired --- she's telling the truth!