I like to use the word “granola” as an adjective. As in: Summer Savon my friend from Cleveland who nursed her kids until they’d memorized their multiplication tables.” Summer is officially a granola. Yes, I have a granola friend, even though I haven't seen her in years. When I lived in Cleveland, if there was a dye hard rally to save the planet, Summer was the lead sign holder in the protest. She even drove a green Volkswagen Vanagon to look the part. I miss her granola ways.
When I think of homemade wheat bread I think granola, and I think of Summer. So my question today is, "How crunchy are you?” Are you a granola? Do you love homespun homemade whole wheat bread? I personally think wheat was invented to torment man. It's healthy for you and that's why it tastes bad right? See I gravitate more towards the saying "The whiter the bread the sooner your dead!" That's why I'm barely breathing, I luv white bread!!! What's not to love about all those empty enriched ingredients.
Did you know ninety eight percent of all bread, pastries, and pancakes are made from refined white flour. The nutrients which have been robbed from white flour are essential for serious stuff like: immune function, cell communication, appetite control (now I know what my problem is,) free radical damage, fetal brain development (all you prego mothers.) Not only that but five hundred other functions in the body are highly affected when you consume enriched white flour.
Robbing your body of all these vital nutrients can contribute to; heart disease, strokes, colon cancer, diverticulitis, chronic constipation, hemorrhoids, varicose veins, blood clots, hiatus hernias, gallstones, peptic ulcers, and the one 67 percent of all Americans struggle with... obesity.
Maybe I should give up my poison, whatdyathink? With Emilyn's recipe now not only are you eating the freshest whole grain possible, you've added flax seed, one of the highest nutritional seeds known to mankind. I'm going to throw in my Chia seeds too and then look out! I don't want to surprise you but I really am totally an earthy girl!
This is where I have to interject, that I've truly tried so many wheat breads I can't count them all. I always think the same thing after every bite. It boarders around something like, "If I have to eat this I'd rather die!" Remember I've given up swearing or I would really tell you what I think it tastes like, that is... until Em brought me over a loaf of 'H E R' homemade wheat bread. I guess what I'm trying to say in this lengthy paragraph is that if I tell you Emy's homemade honey wheat bread is the best recipe ever, I'm not lyin'! You can't fool me when it comes to wheat no matter how hard you try!
In an effort to change my atrocious ways, today at the last second, I talked her into coming over and showing me how to make it. The whole entire process took less than 15 minutes. I couldn't believe it. I was typing up the recipe on my computer and looked up to see bread dough being scraped in the pans, it was that fast. I was astonished, homemade delicious bread, ready to bake in less than 15 minuets, that's my kind of recipe! Not only that but you'll love the... no kneading as well as how you don't have to twiddle your time away waiting for the dough to rise, only to spend more time punching it down in gorilla warfare, just to start the process all over again. The clean up took longer than the making. SAWEET!
I hear word of Em's yummy bread has spread. Em said her neighbor has bread day scheduled on his iPhone. Ok, not really... but I'm sure it's only because he hasn't thought of it yet. Instead Jon's complaint is that Jenelle hides the bread she brings home from Emy's house, so he has to come over and get his own slice. Jon shows up every week for his slice of brown goodness.
So now I've sold you on the benefits of being a earth grown granola... Here's The Tools You'll Need. Side note: All of the items needed to make this delicious bread, including the Mr. Coffee grinder, can be purchased at Kitchen Kneads located on 3030 Grant Ave. Flax seed included.

With all this bread making Emy decided to invest in a Whisper Mill. I know, this makes it official, she's a granola. A person can't grind their own wheat and not be a granola! Summer would be so proud of her! I've decided to invest in a Whisper Mill from Kitchen Kneads. All this earthedness makes me want to go out and buy a pioneer dress to go with it! I'm thinking if I get a Whisper Mill I might actually use my wheat storage. Usually I just store it for ten years, throw it out and go buy new. If I had to actually eat my wheat I'd probably get some huge gastronal blotation and die. If you don't want to grind your own wheat you can buy it already ground, we won't make fun of you (to your face.) Remember it's best to use fresh! Emy's fresh ground wheat I'm sure adds to the divine qualities of her tasty oh so moist bread.
Get a Mr. Coffee grinder to grind your flax seed. I'm buying one of these today! I'm excited because I can also grind my Chia seeds in it too! This is the handiest little grinder I've ever seen. It took me half a minute to grind the flax seed. Do not make the mistake of grinding flax seed in an electric mill. The oils will jam your mill and you'll have an expensive repair bill on your hands. Emy learned this principle by hard core experience!!! You've all been warned!
A Marble slab comes in handy but is not necessary. Any hard surface with lots of Pam cooking spray on it will work.
You'll definitely want a Handy Scraper. Now I know why this little tool was invented.
A good Spatula for getting every last ounce of dough out of the mixing bowl!
And 4 Bread Tins (Em has found tins seem to work the best.)
Ingredients
8 Cups hard red or white wheat (yields about 11 cups of flour)
1/4 Cup ground flax seed (DO NOT even think of eliminating this ingredient, this is the key to this breads good flavor and it adds to the health quality --- remember you can't be a granola if it isn't healthy!)
2 Tbsp Salt
3 Tbsp Yeast
5 1/2 Cups Hot Water
1/2 Cup Olive Oil
3/4 Cup Honey
Pam cooking spray
Tip to make your experience easier. P A M
Pam your bread tins, Pam the counter. Hell, Pam everything! (sorry)

Generosity counts here ladies!
Separate the ingredients. Mix the dry ingredients in a bowl and add to the wet ingredients in your Bosh or whatever mixing machine you are using. With all ingredients added to your mixer, mix on level 2 for 8 min. It's a very wet looking dough so don't let that scare you. This is what makes it a very moist tasting bred!
After mixing the dough, Pam your hard surface and dump the dough out.
A hard non porous surface is best.
Divide dough into fourths and scoop into your Pam'd bread tins.
Let your pans sit for ten minutes before baking.
Bake on the CENTER rack for 25 min. @ 350 degrees
Turn out onto a cooling rack, let cool and get a piece fast because as soon as your bread is discovered it will be gone!

Thanks Em, I'm going to have you come over and show me how to make this often... hahahaha.
Maybe once a week. :)
Anna and I say, "Wahoo, here's to being a total granola!"